Your name is EMILY, but everyone calls you UNU. You're a HOMESTUCK, obviously, judging by the nerdy way you introduce yourself. You're also an ARTIST. You DRAW a bit, but you don't think YOU'RE VERY GOOD. You like ANIME too. You're pretty much THE AVERAGE FANGIRL. You have the tendency to be PAINFULLY SHY though. Despite that, you hope that your visitors will STOP AND SAY HELLO. <3
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i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
the first female chinese immigrant to america was a sixteen-year-old girl who was part of a cultural exhibit where she sat in a life-size diorama and people watched her eat with chopsticks while wearing silk clothes and that’s really all you need to know about the commodification of chinese women
Afong Moy. Her name was Afong Moy. Say the names of people who should be remembered.
Kate Moss in her younger years, by Mario Testino.
This iconic portrait was shot in 1996 in Los Angeles. The original was exhibited in 2002 at The National Portrait Gallery in a landmark exhibition called ‘Portraits by Mario Testino’. The exhibition remains one its most successful shows
i didn’t even notice the guy in the back the first time i reblogged this
THESE are real friends. Absolutely amazing.
this is so cool.
Not to be outdone, the white “jelly blob thing” is also quite pretty.
I NEED AT LEAST ELEVEN OF THESE
I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.
I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).
They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.
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accurate karkat characterization gives me life
I used marker tool with Fine Flat texture for this one and Damara
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
i mightve been watching too many animes lately…