Your name is EMILY, but everyone calls you UNU. You're a HOMESTUCK, obviously, judging by the nerdy way you introduce yourself. You're also an ARTIST. You DRAW a bit, but you don't think YOU'RE VERY GOOD. You like ANIME too. You're pretty much THE AVERAGE FANGIRL. You have the tendency to be PAINFULLY SHY though. Despite that, you hope that your visitors will STOP AND SAY HELLO. <3
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via carcino-biologist)
hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
done
(via stepladderer)
At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.
Go trigger warn some shit
That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.
Mother. Fucking. This.
People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.
Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.
He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.
He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”
So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.
I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon.
This is why I love the Colbert Show.
Stephen Colbert is basically my hero.
(Source: havelogicwilltravel, via jude-is-a-comedian)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(via carcino-biologist)
(Source: cineraria, via jadecoffeemug)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via sailorleo)
“get ur homestuck outta adventure time!1!”!
the animators fucking love homestuck
“get ur homestuck outta ava’s demon!!!!”
the creator fucking loves homestuck
also, the creator of off? currently reading homestuck
do you see a pattern stop being a whiny baby and see that even if you personally dont like homestuck it is a very successful piece of media that a lot of people do like ok.
(via carcino-biologist)
This is the opposite of what I should be doing but my favorite fic updated and
I can’t just
cuddling davekat selfies aaaaaakillmenow
babies <333
OFF TO PUT THIS UP, OMG
:D :D :D
Oh my god
this is so adorable
I… I can’t
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY